i won! i won! i won!!!!!

Did I mention I won at bunco tonight? And not only did I win... I won for having the MOST wins!!! It's been one year and I have finally won. I also hosted, which I LOVE. It gives me a reason to clean the house AND a deadline to get up all my xmas decorations. I would post pictured but I'm sitting on the couch, watching tv, posting from my crackberry and NOT cleaning... at all. (Does it count that I just spent the hour before my couch potato moment cleaning the mess? Looks great so I don't care).

Oh yeah, and not only did I win (remember I won!) Tina won, AND Carmen won (who did me a favor and filled in this afternoon last minute!) Yeah for ME AND my friends!!! Thanks for helping me out tonight Tina, it was great.

Back to tv... And doing NOTHING!!

I'm Spent

I thought drinking was like riding a bike?

May not sound like something to brag about, but I could have a drink or 2 (or 3,4,5...) and communicate with the best of them. Now, 19 months and 1 and a half glasses of wine later, I seem to need a helmet AND knee pads to ride this bike! Why? I'm bigger than BC (before connor) and it wasn't even 2 FULL GLASSES!

I'm gonna write a book. It's gonna be called 'what to expect when your no longer pregnant!'. Here are my chapters (just to name a few):

1. Breastfeeding; what nursing advocates won't tell you (how to calculate your pain tolerance)

2. Nursing Bras; don't bother, there are NO cute ones.

3. Midol, while it is approved by the all mighty board of breastfeeding approval peeps, it doesn't work on the sh*%%y a$$ cramps you WILL experience after delivering.

4. Darvocet doesn't work either so get your hot pad out and tape it to your back.

5. A complete list of Costco locations to buy economy packs of super sized tampons (sorry male readers)

6. Pregnant with your second already? You must have had 2 FULL glasses of wine!

So these are just a few topics I could elaborate on with women who are considering or already are pregnant with their first. And don't start leaving me comments or thinking I blame Connor for any of this...she was and is well worth every chapter!

All About ME

My first moment of glory! Check out my shout out for Connor's First Birthday party on the 30 days blog. How exciting for me...cause it's all about me you know!

Filler' Up

My sister recently posted that she is trying to cut back on Diet Coke...the drink of champions. Me on the other hand, I'll have another! Now that I am no longer the 'Dairy Queen', I realized I get to dust off more than my cute bras. I get to drink caffeine, eat jalapenos AND take real ibuprofen!

*too bad I can't use my eating for 2 excuse anymore though...